The Case Is Solve-ed
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We have these two nagging problems: where is bin Laden and his stooges, and where will Cindy Sheehan turn up next?
The Al Qaeda dudes continue their dissing after the detonation at HQ didn't get 'em. "Butcher of Washington, you are not only defeated and a liar, but also a failure. You are a curse on your own nation and you have brought and will bring them only catastrophes and tragedies," Dude #2 Zwahri said, referring to our President. "Bush, do you know where I am? I am among the Muslim masses."
Hey, Dude! WE can dis him; we pay taxes! YOU cannot!!
Last weekend, Cindy met with outlaw Yugo Chavez for an "I-Hate-Bush" rally in Venezuela.
A new low? Not so fast.
Ayman al-Zawahri needs to check with his answering service. I am sure that Cindy is trying to Blackberry him for lunch next week. She's on a mission.
Now, all Rummy has to do is put a tail on Cindy, and we get the whole shebang!
Oh... wait... Rummy?!
I knew there would be a catch!
We have these two nagging problems: where is bin Laden and his stooges, and where will Cindy Sheehan turn up next?The Al Qaeda dudes continue their dissing after the detonation at HQ didn't get 'em. "Butcher of Washington, you are not only defeated and a liar, but also a failure. You are a curse on your own nation and you have brought and will bring them only catastrophes and tragedies," Dude #2 Zwahri said, referring to our President. "Bush, do you know where I am? I am among the Muslim masses."
Hey, Dude! WE can dis him; we pay taxes! YOU cannot!!
Last weekend, Cindy met with outlaw Yugo Chavez for an "I-Hate-Bush" rally in Venezuela.
A new low? Not so fast.
Ayman al-Zawahri needs to check with his answering service. I am sure that Cindy is trying to Blackberry him for lunch next week. She's on a mission.
Now, all Rummy has to do is put a tail on Cindy, and we get the whole shebang!
Oh... wait... Rummy?!
I knew there would be a catch!
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 3:08 PM
3 Comments:
At 7:32 PM,
Unknown said…
Everybody starts to look the same with a turban on! Is that racist?
At 8:16 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
No, because not everyone in that "race" wears a turban. Some wear heavy face veils which you cannot see through.
Wait a minute... the face veil people all look alike, too!
But... but... Well, what about NASCAR and the Indianapolis 500? THEY'RE races, too!
Never mind... My thinker is getting sore.
At 1:23 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
UPDATE: They arrested Cindy at the Capitol for wearing a political T-shirt into the State of the Union address. Later, the capitol police apologized. But, she still missed the speech.
The police plan for next year is secret.
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