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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Helpful Advice

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How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people or other pets - like the Dog - between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand to the side of the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and shoot outside where he will dry himself off. Don't worry about the floors getting wet; they will not be touched at all, somehow. We don't know how the cat does it; it's a mystery.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,

The Dog

3 Comments:

  • At 8:22 AM, Blogger Stew Magoo said…

    Video forthcoming. Although I'm not sure exactly how the three leg effect will change the results.

     
  • At 10:29 PM, Blogger Blue Turtle said…

    THAT'S HYSTERICAL!

     
  • At 10:51 PM, Blogger Bubba's House said…

    My husband and I are still laughing about this. We have a french mastiff, named Bubba whose trying to find the cat now all in the name of a clean toilet.

     

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