French Kissing Dangerous for Teens
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A study by bored English scientists concluded that French kissing by teenagers can spread meningitis. Took 'em two years, and lots of pictures.
We have long known that French children are encouraged by adults to drink wine at an early age. It keeps the kids quiet. Young men in America routinely try to get their dates to drink more than a few glasses of wine, because it makes them surrender easily. Turns out, that applies to the entire nation of France, too.
The English quacks will next explore whether it's safer for French teenagers to French kiss at an early age, since they may also start doing THAT as kids, too. Disgusting.
Aren't you glad that the Brits aren't working on something important?
A study by bored English scientists concluded that French kissing by teenagers can spread meningitis. Took 'em two years, and lots of pictures.
We have long known that French children are encouraged by adults to drink wine at an early age. It keeps the kids quiet. Young men in America routinely try to get their dates to drink more than a few glasses of wine, because it makes them surrender easily. Turns out, that applies to the entire nation of France, too.
The English quacks will next explore whether it's safer for French teenagers to French kiss at an early age, since they may also start doing THAT as kids, too. Disgusting.
Aren't you glad that the Brits aren't working on something important?
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 6:51 AM
1 Comments:
At 11:45 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Karilyn, you have a great perspective, and a very convincing argument for people to get vaccinated. My daughter spent time in Oxford a few years ago, and I would have urged her to be vaccinated and to use her good judgment as to her own health.
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