Jesse Jackson's Great Idea
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Jesse
After Michael Richards went on Jesse Jackson’s radio show, Jesse had a New Idea.
He will lean on the entertainment and music industries to ban the N-word. NPR reported this morning that Jesse also will ban the “w” word for prostitute, and the “b” word for a female dog.
To avoid constitutional problems, he won’t go for a law. He will simply lean on people to comply. With him.
This is great! Single handedly, Jackson has accomplished what we had only dreamed of.
* He has killed rap. *
(Note, I did not say “rap music”, because those two words do not belong together. Like “toilet refreshment”.)
We should all say, "Right on, Mutha-F**ker!!"
Jesse
After Michael Richards went on Jesse Jackson’s radio show, Jesse had a New Idea.
He will lean on the entertainment and music industries to ban the N-word. NPR reported this morning that Jesse also will ban the “w” word for prostitute, and the “b” word for a female dog.
To avoid constitutional problems, he won’t go for a law. He will simply lean on people to comply. With him.
This is great! Single handedly, Jackson has accomplished what we had only dreamed of.
* He has killed rap. *
(Note, I did not say “rap music”, because those two words do not belong together. Like “toilet refreshment”.)
We should all say, "Right on, Mutha-F**ker!!"
(That phrase is not included in the ban, for some reason.)
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 11:31 AM
3 Comments:
At 7:57 PM,
Stew Magoo said…
HA!!! Excellent as always.
And I couldn't agree more about the Rap not being music. AND I'M BLACK!
Stew
At 3:31 AM,
Anonymous said…
I am assuming that Jesse is a big fan of MC Hammer.
At 6:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
Good stuff! If you don't care for the words then stop slinging them around everywhere. Especially towards the ears of our young children. Besides, Rap music does nothing but perpetuate what some cry out against; racial stereotyping. Or am I wrong? Shrug
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