Gee Willikers, Martha!
News flash: Martha Stewart hates the food in prison, and has many ideas about how drug dealers should be rehabilitated, not imprisoned.
She also wants new sentencing guidelines, especially before anything more might happen to her (wink, wink).
AND, she wants us to think about the women she has met in prison who are ''devoid of care, devoid of love, devoid of family.''
DeVoid? I remember Laverne, but she wasn't DeVoid, she was DeFazio.
Yeah, I think about them. They copped a plea, and only wanted to do their time in a minimum security pen with fresh air and dumb screws and three squares. And then Miss Goody Two Shoes shows up and makes everybody start brushing their teeth, and making doilies! And bad mouthing the grub! It turned into hard time for everybody, didn't it? Nice job, Martha! Yeah, prison kinda sucks.
AND WE WANT IT THAT WAY!!
Listening to a felon about prison reform would be like listening to Rumsfeld about armor.
She also wants new sentencing guidelines, especially before anything more might happen to her (wink, wink).
AND, she wants us to think about the women she has met in prison who are ''devoid of care, devoid of love, devoid of family.''
DeVoid? I remember Laverne, but she wasn't DeVoid, she was DeFazio.
Yeah, I think about them. They copped a plea, and only wanted to do their time in a minimum security pen with fresh air and dumb screws and three squares. And then Miss Goody Two Shoes shows up and makes everybody start brushing their teeth, and making doilies! And bad mouthing the grub! It turned into hard time for everybody, didn't it? Nice job, Martha! Yeah, prison kinda sucks.
AND WE WANT IT THAT WAY!!
Listening to a felon about prison reform would be like listening to Rumsfeld about armor.
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 9:37 PM
5 Comments:
At 6:30 PM,
Unknown said…
She might have been talking about Devo....that wonderful band from the Eighties where the guys wore the little flower pots on their heads.
At 9:49 PM,
Unknown said…
Greg you are not going to believe what my blog is going to look like in the next day or so! It's beautiful! I am going to post a permanant link to your blog on there unless you say no!
At 11:55 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Brenda, I will be delighted to be listed on your blog. That puts me in very, very good company! Thanks!
-Greg
At 11:58 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Oh, BTW everyone, Brenda's blog is http://planetbrenda.blogspot.com. Do yourself a favor, and go read it.
-Greg
At 8:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think that she is in need of a makeover - like a nice bow hot-glued to her mouth! At least she sees that others have truly had it hard in life and suffered a great deal. She's in minimum security prison, correct?
Nita.
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