Toilet Brush Wins

By a Hair (No... scratch that.)

By DAVID N. GOODMAN, AP

(Jan 6) -- The sign on the toilet brush says it best: "Do not use for personal hygiene.''

That admonition was the winner of an anti-lawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year.

Other Wacky Warnings:

Scooter: "This product moves when used."
Thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
Hand Blender: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
Packing Material: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."