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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Toilet Brush Wins

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By a Hair (No... scratch that.)

By DAVID N. GOODMAN, AP

(Jan 6) -- The sign on the toilet brush says it best: "Do not use for personal hygiene.''

That admonition was the winner of an anti-lawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year.

Other Wacky Warnings:

Scooter: "This product moves when used."
Thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
Hand Blender: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
Packing Material: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."

3 Comments:

  • At 9:25 PM, Blogger brendalove@gmail.com said…

    That toilet brush is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

     
  • At 3:38 AM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    Who said, "What? This old thing? I only wear it when I don't care HOW I look!" Which movie?

    Thanks, Brenda!

    -Greg

     
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