Three Things To Think About In 2005
This comes from my very good friend Gary, who always did think deep thoughts at work:
Three Things For 2005:
COWS
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But we are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse: You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Three Things For 2005:
COWS
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But we are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse: You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 10:31 AM
4 Comments:
At 1:19 PM,
Mellie Helen said…
I am so glad I finished my gulp of coffee just before I read "Maybe we should give each one of them a cow"! The Constitution comment - Ouch!! And nodding in agreement with the Ten Commandments. Very funny stuff!
At 5:54 PM,
Stew Magoo said…
LOL, dude, you slay me.
At 7:05 PM,
Hope Happens said…
Loved your observations especially the cows and constitution.
Guess no-one really wants to find the illegal aliens.
At 7:59 PM,
Unknown said…
Funny!
Maybe we should tag the aliens on the ear like the cows.
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