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"(September 2003, Minnesota) The main purpose of a demolition derby car is to smash into other cars in competition. Crash, repair, repeat. As a result, the cars tend to become more fragile than the average car. So you would think that Scot would have taken this fact into account, when he had to crawl under his derby car for repairs. But why take the time to put the car up on blocks? It would be a lot faster and easier to use a handy Bobcat-type skid loader and just lift the car up from its bumper. When the car was raised, Scot slid beneath. Then the bumper broke off. Help was immediately summoned, but it was too late. Scot had lost his final demolition derby."
Check out the new Darwin Awards:
"(September 2003, Minnesota) The main purpose of a demolition derby car is to smash into other cars in competition. Crash, repair, repeat. As a result, the cars tend to become more fragile than the average car. So you would think that Scot would have taken this fact into account, when he had to crawl under his derby car for repairs. But why take the time to put the car up on blocks? It would be a lot faster and easier to use a handy Bobcat-type skid loader and just lift the car up from its bumper. When the car was raised, Scot slid beneath. Then the bumper broke off. Help was immediately summoned, but it was too late. Scot had lost his final demolition derby."
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 2:18 PM
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