Life In The RV Campground
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OK, it's time to tell the truth. For two years, I have traveled the country, doing contract engineering work for drug companies and hauling my 5th wheel RV trailer (Big Easy) behind my truck (Big Ride). Lacy the dog and I stay in places called "RV campgrounds".
Here's the truth: they are trailer parks. No more denying it. And the doggie and I have become:
Trailer Park Trash!
Now, a company is introducing some dolls to appeal to our demographic: Trailer Trash Barbie and her friends, Jer Wayne Jr. and Trash Talkin' Turleen.
Trailer Trash Barbie - "She smokes, drinks beer and has a third-grade education. What's not to love?"
Jer Wayne Jr.
"Press his chest, and hear him exclaim the likes of, 'Yer lying thru yer tooth!"
OK, it's time to tell the truth. For two years, I have traveled the country, doing contract engineering work for drug companies and hauling my 5th wheel RV trailer (Big Easy) behind my truck (Big Ride). Lacy the dog and I stay in places called "RV campgrounds".
Here's the truth: they are trailer parks. No more denying it. And the doggie and I have become:
Trailer Park Trash!
Now, a company is introducing some dolls to appeal to our demographic: Trailer Trash Barbie and her friends, Jer Wayne Jr. and Trash Talkin' Turleen.
Trailer Trash Barbie - "She smokes, drinks beer and has a third-grade education. What's not to love?"
Jer Wayne Jr.
"Press his chest, and hear him exclaim the likes of, 'Yer lying thru yer tooth!"
Trash Talkin' Turleen - with belly-button quotations.
5 Comments:
At 4:45 PM,
kenju said…
I'm speechless (which doesn't happen often) LOL
At 5:52 PM,
Tasha said…
WOW! I just finished LMAO! Those are great! Great blog!
At 9:55 PM,
Unknown said…
Hey, even Trailer Trash needs love too! I bet Lacy loves her life more than anything.
p.s. - I think I have pushed Stew over the edge with my "pink" jokes....I am hiding from him....don't let him know I was here!
At 1:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ah, so the truth comes out...is that middle guy molded after you?
At 11:36 AM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Kenju, something for a nice floral centerpiece, I think.
Tasha, thanks. Brenda, we trailer park types crave love - like Stew yearns for pink!
Wordnerd, he is my role model. I am working on growing that mullet.
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