Airborne, Flaming Head lice

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The Stars of Our Little Story


This guy invents a “louse-buster”, a super hot air blower, not only to blow head lice out of a kid’s hair, but to dry out the little suckers so they die on the way.

The lice, people, not the kids. The lice die.

It blows a lot more air, and a lot hotter air, than a hair dryer.

Of course, you have to be careful about scorching the kid’s scalp, or setting his clothes on fire. Melted contact lenses might be a problem.

Smashed bugs on your bathroom mirror – not just for your windshield any more.

Turn off the lights when you do it. It should look like Baghdad in the early nights of the war. Airborne, flaming head lice spinning out of control...