Headlines
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Sometimes, the headline says it all; we don't even have to read the article.
Here are some current ones I found:
Check out CNN.com, ABC.com, and CBS.com
“Libby Loses Fight Over White House Tapes” – Man, deja-like-VU.
“Woman Had 93 Pound Tumor; Doctor’s Clueless” – Like “dog bites man”, a clueless Doctor is not news.
“'First Gentleman': Mrs. President's Worst Enemy?” - I cannot improve on this one!
“Mayor Sorry For Affair With Aide's Wife” – Actually, sorrier that it’s in the news. This is really disturbing, because it is a heterosexual sex scandal – in SAN FRANCISCO! I didn’t think they ALLOWED man-and-woman sex in San Francisco!
“Global Warming Likely Our Fault, Scientists Say” – With so much guilt, they must all be Catholics.
Sometimes, the headline says it all; we don't even have to read the article.
Here are some current ones I found:
Check out CNN.com, ABC.com, and CBS.com
“Libby Loses Fight Over White House Tapes” – Man, deja-like-VU.
“Woman Had 93 Pound Tumor; Doctor’s Clueless” – Like “dog bites man”, a clueless Doctor is not news.
“'First Gentleman': Mrs. President's Worst Enemy?” - I cannot improve on this one!
“Mayor Sorry For Affair With Aide's Wife” – Actually, sorrier that it’s in the news. This is really disturbing, because it is a heterosexual sex scandal – in SAN FRANCISCO! I didn’t think they ALLOWED man-and-woman sex in San Francisco!
“Global Warming Likely Our Fault, Scientists Say” – With so much guilt, they must all be Catholics.
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 10:39 AM
3 Comments:
At 1:14 PM,
kenju said…
I hardly know who to believe about global warming. One set of scientists say this is just one of a long line of warming periods throughout time and the other set says it is impending doom. I AM glad I won't live long enough to see the worst effects of it.
At 4:50 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Kenju, I still think this is an historical cycle, as I said here: http://hastyruminations.blogspot.com/2006/10/global-omg-warming.html#comments
At 11:17 AM,
Unknown said…
I think it is a cycle also. Just make sure the air conditioner is in good running shape!
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