Self Inflicted
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Apparently under quota for traffic tickets, the local Police Chief wrote a ticket for a guy who passed a stopped, flashing school bus. It cost $235 and included four points on the driver’s license.
The offending guy was the Chief of Police. He said he was driving to work when he got distracted by a truck stopping on one side of the street.
Maybe, stopping for the school bus…
When he realized what he had done, he wrote himself the ticket. His IQ is better, now. Infraction Quota.
The other IQ is a different story.
This story was picked up by the local ABC station. Who told them, I wonder?
This is in Kewaskum WI, a town between Milwaukee and Oshkosh. Maybe this guy is also the Judge, so he could let himself off with a warning; or lock himself up for contempt. It's like a one man band!
The local bank wants the chief to drop by. It’s been a slow month, and if he will only arrest himself for robbery, they could sure use the insurance money.
Apparently under quota for traffic tickets, the local Police Chief wrote a ticket for a guy who passed a stopped, flashing school bus. It cost $235 and included four points on the driver’s license.
The offending guy was the Chief of Police. He said he was driving to work when he got distracted by a truck stopping on one side of the street.
Maybe, stopping for the school bus…
When he realized what he had done, he wrote himself the ticket. His IQ is better, now. Infraction Quota.
The other IQ is a different story.
This story was picked up by the local ABC station. Who told them, I wonder?
This is in Kewaskum WI, a town between Milwaukee and Oshkosh. Maybe this guy is also the Judge, so he could let himself off with a warning; or lock himself up for contempt. It's like a one man band!
The local bank wants the chief to drop by. It’s been a slow month, and if he will only arrest himself for robbery, they could sure use the insurance money.
Jail time would give him a chance to work on that correspondence course to become a lawyer.
3 Comments:
At 5:21 PM,
kenju said…
Too funny! I'll bet TV will get on this one soon.
At 8:45 AM,
Unknown said…
You know, you CAN be too honest for your own good sometimes!!!
At 10:47 AM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Yes, Kenju, truth is stranger than reality shows.
It's true, Brenda. Maybe the school bus driver took down his license plate number, as they are supposed to do.
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