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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

We Can’t Make This Stuff Up

San Antonio Strippers to Wear Permits

SAN ANTONIO (Dec. 17) - The City Council on Friday approved an ordinance requiring strippers to wear their permits while they are on stage.

Colombian Police Seize 292 Voodoo Dolls

BOGOTA, Colombia (Dec. 17) - Colombian police seized 292 voodoo dolls but were reluctant to inspect the black, hand-sized talismans for fear of witchcraft. "Witches don't exist, but if they do, they do," Highway Police Capt. Gerson Fajardo explained in a local newspaper interview published on Thursday.

Worker Sacked for Listing Queen's Pudding on EBay

LONDON (Dec. 17) - A worker at Britain's Buckingham Palace has been fired for trying to sell a Christmas pudding gift from Queen Elizabeth on an Internet auction site. "Someone was dismissed but we are not giving out further details," she said, adding it was a tradition of the queen to give every member of staff a pudding as a Christmas present.


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