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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Another Security Breach?

A man's leg and part of his body dropped out of an airplane on its way to Kennedy Airport this week. Somebody in a house on Long Island heard a terrific crash, and…

Police are guessing that a stowaway was crushed when the South African Airways jet lowered its landing gear. He didn’t buy a ticket, so he’s in trouble with the airline.

A Customs agent found a matching leg hanging from the wheel well. The guy had not filled out his customs declaration form as well, so he’s in trouble with them, too.

But what we need to know is: Did he go through the mandatory Homeland Security screening wherever the plane flew from; and if not, did his torso and body parts go through screening here? What if he’s a new kind of suicide bomber: one who kills himself FIRST, and THEN the bomb goes off?

If he didn’t get screened, that’s his third strike.

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