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Delta Airlines is broke. They paid their Chairman Jerry Grinstein $382,207 plus 12,860 stock options in 2004 to put them in bankruptcy. He's gonna take a 25% cut. How about a 95% cut? He'd still be getting about $8 an hour. What he's worth. He's 72 years old; probably not paying tuition or first mortgages anymore.
Beer may increase the risk of colon cancer. Not the way we used to drink it. Drink a lot fast enough, and it will never reach the colon.
The wrong man is paying Amber Frey child support. DNA shows it's a different guy, and not Scott Peterson, either. So that's at least three men for the former massage therapist. People like Amber who practice serial sex should be outfitted with a bar code reader, and their friends / patrons should get their own tattooed bar code.
Delta Airlines is broke. They paid their Chairman Jerry Grinstein $382,207 plus 12,860 stock options in 2004 to put them in bankruptcy. He's gonna take a 25% cut. How about a 95% cut? He'd still be getting about $8 an hour. What he's worth. He's 72 years old; probably not paying tuition or first mortgages anymore.
Beer may increase the risk of colon cancer. Not the way we used to drink it. Drink a lot fast enough, and it will never reach the colon.
The wrong man is paying Amber Frey child support. DNA shows it's a different guy, and not Scott Peterson, either. So that's at least three men for the former massage therapist. People like Amber who practice serial sex should be outfitted with a bar code reader, and their friends / patrons should get their own tattooed bar code.
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 1:05 PM
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