Vive La Frenchie!

Another one from son John:

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's butt out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, French President Jacques Chirac may not be able to hold off the little turds. "If the last two world wars are any indication, France will surrender any day now," said Condi Rice, Secretary of State.

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General Peter Pace advised the President that it might be necessary to send up to five Marines to get things calmed down. The General admitted that five Marines may be overkill, but he wants to get this thing under control quickly.

President Bush said to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order is restored. He also reminded Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. "The less they stand out, the better", he said.