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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Modern Mummy


When Johannas Pope died at age 61 in 2003, she believed that she would return to life. So she told her family not to bury her.

They didn't.

They kept her upstairs. Sitting in a chair. With the TV on. With the air conditioning on.

She is now mummified.

Any Nielsen Ratings which came from her TV set should probably be disregarded.


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