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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Short, Short Stories

Short (!) Story

Here’s a challenge. Write a short story.

A very short story.


Six words.

Here is my set of Very Short Stories, to get you started (1).


Love you forever. Don’t call me.


When she’s grown, I’m outta here.


Just cock the hammer, like this.


Oops. Now the jet is inverted.


Iraq to Korea? About 12 minutes.


DON'T drink that … well, never mind.


If you’re sick, use my purse.

1. (Reg.U.S.Pat.Off., amazon.com contract pending; would I lie about that?)


So, let's see your short, short stories.


  • At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Rev. Qelqoth said…

    Eat. Work. Beer. Sleep. Ad infinitum.

  • At 2:20 PM, Blogger kenju said…

    She said no. He was disappointed.

    He said why not? She said, "Because".

  • At 9:13 PM, Blogger brendalove@gmail.com said…

    My snake just ate a mouse!

  • At 10:56 PM, Blogger Stew Magoo said…

    I wrestle goldfish, he farted.

    no, not enough
    Fertile is my mind, my back is weak

    no, too many
    dammit, oh is this thing on?

  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger Stew Magoo said…

    Oh and the gratuitous,
    Brenda flattens bunnies, see them run!

  • At 4:29 AM, Blogger Ankit said…

    Oh god!!The queen is Pregnent but by whom!!! [ It has got religion ,Sex ,Royalty ,Adultary and suspense what else could you ask for ...]

  • At 11:15 AM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    How great! What a wonderful talent pool we have tapped!

    Ah, for the heydays of Twenty-One and Jeopardy!

  • At 12:57 PM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    Sting ray? You've got to be...

    A collect call from the Pope.

    They sure don't have a nuke.

    Nicest folks on earth, the French.

    Badges? Don't need no stinkin' badges!

    I'm gettin fond of that bitch.

    Read my lips: No new taxes.

    I took initiative,inventing the Internet.

    I didn't live in this century.

    Well, I am not a crook.

    Everybody is ignorant on different subjects.

    Nothing to fear but fear itself.

    Marijuana? Once. I did not inhale.


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