Short, Short Stories
Short (!) Story
Here’s a challenge. Write a short story.
A very short story.
Very.
Six words.
Here is my set of Very Short Stories, to get you started (1).
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Love you forever. Don’t call me.
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When she’s grown, I’m outta here.
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Just cock the hammer, like this.
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Oops. Now the jet is inverted.
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Iraq to Korea? About 12 minutes.
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DON'T drink that … well, never mind.
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If you’re sick, use my purse.
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So, let's see your short, short stories.
posted by Greg Finnegan @ 11:16 AM
8 Comments:
At 2:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
Eat. Work. Beer. Sleep. Ad infinitum.
At 2:20 PM,
kenju said…
She said no. He was disappointed.
He said why not? She said, "Because".
At 9:13 PM,
Unknown said…
My snake just ate a mouse!
At 10:56 PM,
Stew Magoo said…
I wrestle goldfish, he farted.
no, not enough
Fertile is my mind, my back is weak
no, too many
dammit, oh is this thing on?
At 10:57 PM,
Stew Magoo said…
Oh and the gratuitous,
Brenda flattens bunnies, see them run!
At 4:29 AM,
Ankit Tandon said…
Oh god!!The queen is Pregnent but by whom!!! [ It has got religion ,Sex ,Royalty ,Adultary and suspense what else could you ask for ...]
At 11:15 AM,
Greg Finnegan said…
How great! What a wonderful talent pool we have tapped!
Ah, for the heydays of Twenty-One and Jeopardy!
At 12:57 PM,
Greg Finnegan said…
Sting ray? You've got to be...
A collect call from the Pope.
They sure don't have a nuke.
Nicest folks on earth, the French.
Badges? Don't need no stinkin' badges!
I'm gettin fond of that bitch.
Read my lips: No new taxes.
I took initiative,inventing the Internet.
I didn't live in this century.
Well, I am not a crook.
Everybody is ignorant on different subjects.
Nothing to fear but fear itself.
Marijuana? Once. I did not inhale.
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