… While An Accused Child Rapist Is Hospitalized En Route to Court

Says He Has The Flu

Michael Jackson was taken to a hospital with the flu Tuesday morning, delaying jury selection for a week in the singer's child molestation trial.

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Me? I think he had an impulse for some last minute plastic surgery. Or maybe a minor amputation. Hospital… for the FLU?! C’mon.