A Plethora of Putziness

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So this rich guy is sittting on the ground next to his rare Enzo Ferrari, totaled on the Pacific Coast Highway near Malibu, at 6:00 am. Only a couple hundred of this one were hand built, at a price of $1.2 million apiece. He owns two, matching red and black. He claims someone else was driving at what the cops say was 162 mph when the car hit an embankment and then a power pole. Says that the driver took off running across the hills. Rich guy was in the passenger's seat.

Both air bags had popped, but only the driver's side air bag had some blood on it. And the owner had a cut lip. And there was no blood on the passenger's side. And the owner was drunk.

Some folks are just too rich.