Hastert's Dilemma

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Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert has a problem.

He wants to resign over the Foley debacle in the accepted way: check in to alcohol rehab, and turn in his parking pass.

But... Foley pre-empted him.

And, Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig are not returning his calls.

He may now have to check in to dental rehab in order to resign.