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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Foley Won't Go Away

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We can't get this guy off the TV. He's a drunk teenophile who claims he needs rehab. (Last Thursday, he would have fought that suggestion.)

But now, we need rehab, like, today.

Now he also says he was abused, and now he's gay.

Next it will be terminal root canal, chronically inverted widow's peak and congenitally dirty fingernails. This guy is a Democrat's dream - a one man crime spree.

Have you ever ripped off a cuticle? Painful, right? Don't be surprised when that is added to the excuse list. He needed consoling, of course.

All of which, he will say, proves he isn't responsible for those e-mails.

One request: please keep this guy away from guns, and away from schools.


I think this story will get worse before it gets better:



Wait until they see what he's stored on his computer.

5 Comments:

  • At 3:10 PM, Blogger kenju said…

    I HOPE they WILL check his computer, Greg!

     
  • At 4:47 PM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    Yes, Kenju. It will be horrible.

     
  • At 12:12 AM, Blogger Stew Magoo said…

    Big Gay Al called and said he wanted his excuses back.

    Now Foley can't get a grip...

    And to think I was a page once.

     
  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    Good grief, maybe they morphed Big Gay Al and Chef together, producing a gay guy who wants to make sweet love - Foley! Stranger things have happened - including your page experience!

     
  • At 10:37 AM, Blogger Wordnerd said…

    Could the guy come up with any more excuses? Let's see, maybe his mama did drugs, and his daddy beat him, and ...

     

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