Grenade Found Where Bush Spoke

Agents are checking reports that a hand grenade was thrown within 100 feet of where President Bush made his speech in the country of Georgia.

We have heard that Russian President Vlad “The Impaler” Putin, formerly a senior spy in the KGB, was upset that Bush made a friendly visit to Georgia after the “We Beat The Nazis” Red Army parade in Moscow. Putin doesn’t like Georgia – neither the former Red Republic, nor the home of Jimmy Carter.

Apparently the grenade was from the former Soviet Union. It was a dud.

We hear that the Russians want it back.

They think they can fix it. For next time.