Martha Stewart

There probably is no truth to the rumor that Martha Stewart, Ex-Con with four felony convictions, is starting a new line of room de-odorizers called "Smellin’ Like A Felon". And she will likely not endorse a Portugese/Spanish textbook, "Spellin’ Like Magellan".

The folks at Dr. Scholl’s Foot Pads, however, remain optimistic.

Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia rejected a toned-down title:

Martha Stewart Subliminal
Like A Criminal