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Friday, March 04, 2005

Martha Stewart


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There probably is no truth to the rumor that Martha Stewart, Ex-Con with four felony convictions, is starting a new line of room de-odorizers called "Smellin’ Like A Felon". And she will likely not endorse a Portugese/Spanish textbook, "Spellin’ Like Magellan".

The folks at Dr. Scholl’s Foot Pads, however, remain optimistic.

Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia rejected a toned-down title:

Martha Stewart Subliminal
Like A Criminal

2 Comments:

  • At 9:06 PM, Blogger sede said…

    Good one!
    Nice blog, very good reading!
    Welcome to NC from a lifer, born and raised. I hope you'll love it here!

     
  • At 10:33 PM, Blogger Greg Finnegan said…

    Hi, Sede. Thanks for your note, and please come back often!

    -Greg

     

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